Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Animal Abuse Poll Results Are In...

Animal abuse poll results are in and I am not pleased...
Most of you (9 out of 14) thought that a sock over my nose was
not animal abuse...Thanks for the help folks! (Add sarcasm here.)

Despite that, I went to see my lawyer and he said that it is not really animal
abuse. Apparently, I am not a "person at law"...I need those suffragettes on
my side! Also, the lawyer told me that if the sock would have been dirty, then
maybe, I might've had a case.

Thing is, I like Pop's dirty socks; they smell like Doritoes...I like Doritoes.

Stupid humans, always sticking up for their kind. Dogs of the world unite!
Mmmmmmmmmm...Doritoes...

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